정말 오래 된 글인데...
왜 안웃긴걸까..
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Attorney General Ashcroft was visiting an elementary schoo.

Johnny raised his hand and said, "I have two questions. First, how did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? And, why hasn't the U.S.caught Osama Bin Laden yet?" Just then the bell sounded and all the kids ran out to the playground.

After lunch the kids were back in class and Ashcroft said, "I'm sorry we were interrupted by the bell, Now, you can ask me questions." A little girl raised her hand and said, "I have four qusetions. First, how did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? Second, why hasn't the U.S. caught Bin Laden yet? Third, why did the bell go off 20 minutes early?

And fourth, where's Johnny?"



애쉬크로프트 미국 법무장관이 한 초등학교를 방문했다.

쟈니가 손을 들더니 물었다.

"두 가지 질문이 있습니다.

첫째, 부쉬는 고어보다 표가 적었는데 어떻게 당선됐죠?

그리고 오사마 빈 라덴은 어째서 여태 잡히지 않는 거죠?"


바로 그때 벨이 울려서 아이들은 모두 운동장으로 뛰어나갔다.

점심을 먹고나서 오후수업이 시작되자 법무장관은

"아까는 벨이 울리는 바람에 답변을 못 해줘서 미안해.

이제 질문을 다시 해 주겠니?"라고 했다.

어린 여자애가 손을 들었다.

"네 가지를 묻겠습니다.

첫째, 부시는 고어보다 표가 적었는데 어떻게 당선된 거죠?

둘째, 빈 라덴은 어째서 여태 안 잡힌 거죠?

세째, 아까는 어째서 벨이 20분이나 일찍 울렸죠?

네째, 쟈니는 도대체 지금 어디에 있죠?"

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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all daylong?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow,and rested.
All of a sudden a fox appeared,jumped on the rabbit and ate it.


(Moral of story is: To be sitting and doing nothing,you must be sitting very high up)

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*moral: 교훈

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    비밀댓글입니다

Cupid's arrow

영어한마디 2008.05.06 10:06 |

Cupid's arrow hurt more coming out than it did going in.


큐피드의 화살은 꽂힐 때보다 빼낼 때에 더욱 고통스럽더라.


출처 : http://www.infomail.co.kr/sentence/1793000001223

게다가...
비오면 상처가 욱신거리죠.
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The warden, addressing the three prisoners who tried to

escape, said "I would like to know two things.
First: What are your complaints?
Second: How did you get out of your cell?"
One of the three men stepped forward,

"Warden, we decided to get out because the food is awful."
"I see. And what did you use to break the bars?", the warden

asked. Replied the spokesman, "Donuts"

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Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.

Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son : "I will choose my own bride".

Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

Son : "Well, in that case..."

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates

Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."

Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."

Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President : "Ah, in that case....."

This is how business is done...

전문해석..

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A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet.


"Does your dog bite?" he asked. "No." was the reply.


A few minutes later the dog took a huge chunk out of his leg.


"Ouch!! You said your dog doesn't bite!" the man said indignantly.


"That's not my dog." was the answer...



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There are three types of people in the world:

Those who are good at math, and those who aren't.


.....


한참 생각한 뒤에 웃었습니다.

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"I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you were!"

shouted the woman to her husband.

The husband replied,

 "You should have known how stupid I was the minute I asked you to marry me!"


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  1. J 2008.04.02 08:50 신고 Address Modify/Delete Reply

    요즘 영어 공부하세용??

At about 3 a.m., a guy was home rather late.

He came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times.

Quickly coming up with a plan, he cuckooed nine more times,

hoping his wife would think it was midnight.
 
The next day, his wife asked what time he got home,

and he replied, "Midnight, just like I said."

She said that was good, and for some reason she said they needed a new

cuckoo clock. When he asked why, she answered,
"Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times,

said 'Darn!,' cuckooed four more times, farted, then cuckooed five more times

and then started giggling."

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What did he say?

영어한마디 2008.03.26 16:31 |
http://www.infomail.co.kr/beh/658600001580

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An elderly couple were driving across the country.

The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.


The officer said, "Did you know you were speeding?"
 The woman turns to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled, "He says you were speeding!"

The patrolman said, "May I see your license?"

The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled, "He wants to see your license!"

The woman gave him her license.

The patrolman said, "I see you are from Arkansas.

I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the

ugliest woman I've ever seen."

The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled, "He thinks he met you before!"


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어떤 나이많은 부부가 시골길을 운전하고 있었다.

고속도로 순찰차가 그들을 불러 세웠을 때 할머니가 운전하는 중이었다.


경찰: "과속하신 거 아시지요?"

할머니는 할아버지 쪽을 보면서 물었다. "뭐라고 해요?"

할아버지가 소리질렀다: "당신이 과속을 했대!"


경찰: 운전면허증 좀 보여주세요

할머니는 다시 할아버지에게 물었다 "뭐라고 그래요?"

할아버지: "면허증을 보여달래!"

할머니는 면허증을 제시했다.


경찰: 아칸소에서 오셨군요. 나도 옛날에 거기서 좀 지냈었죠. 그 때

미팅에 나갔는데 내가 지금껏 본 여자 중 가장 못생긴 여자가 나왔지 뭐에요.


할머니는 또 할아버지 쪽을 보고 묻는다: "뭐라고 해요?"


할아버지가 소리친다: 응, 옛날에도 당신을 만나본 적이 있는 것 같다는데?


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If evolution is true,

how come mothers still have only two hands?

만약 "진화론"이 옳다고 한다면,

어떻게해서 엄마들은 아직도 손이 두 개 밖에 안 되는 것일까?



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아마도
"바가지" 능력의 발달로 아빠들의 손을 이용하기 때문이 아닐까?
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A big, beefy, leather-wearing, biker type fellow walks into a bar,

slams his fist down, and demands in a loud voice,
"Hey! give me a bottle of beer, or else...!"

Scared, the bartender serves the man his beer.

This happens every day for a week straight, and the bartender couldn't stand it.

He asks his wife for advice, and she tells
him he should stand up for himself.


The next day, the biker returns.

"Give me a bottle of beer, or else...!"

"O-o-o-or else w-w-w-what?" stammers the bartender.

"Or I'll take a draft if you're out of bottles."

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