조선일보 사절 It's better to burn out than to fade away

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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all daylong?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow,and rested.
All of a sudden a fox appeared,jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

(Moral of story is: To be sitting and doing nothing,you must be sitting very high up)

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*moral: 교훈

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Cupid's arrow hurt more coming out than it did going in.

큐피드의 화살은 꽂힐 때보다 빼낼 때에 더욱 고통스럽더라.

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The warden, addressing the three prisoners who tried to

escape, said "I would like to know two things.
First: What are your complaints?
Second: How did you get out of your cell?"
One of the three men stepped forward,

"Warden, we decided to get out because the food is awful."
"I see. And what did you use to break the bars?", the warden

asked. Replied the spokesman, "Donuts"

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Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.

Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son : "I will choose my own bride".

Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

Son : "Well, in that case..."

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates

Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."

Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."

Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President : "Ah, in that case....."

This is how business is done...

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A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet.

"Does your dog bite?" he asked. "No." was the reply.

A few minutes later the dog took a huge chunk out of his leg.

"Ouch!! You said your dog doesn't bite!" the man said indignantly.

"That's not my dog." was the answer...

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There are three types of people in the world:

Those who are good at math, and those who aren't.

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한참 생각한 뒤에 웃었습니다.

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"I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you were!"

shouted the woman to her husband.

The husband replied,

 "You should have known how stupid I was the minute I asked you to marry me!"

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At about 3 a.m., a guy was home rather late.

He came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times.

Quickly coming up with a plan, he cuckooed nine more times,

hoping his wife would think it was midnight.
 
The next day, his wife asked what time he got home,

and he replied, "Midnight, just like I said."

She said that was good, and for some reason she said they needed a new

cuckoo clock. When he asked why, she answered,
"Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times,

said 'Darn!,' cuckooed four more times, farted, then cuckooed five more times

and then started giggling."

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If evolution is true,

how come mothers still have only two hands?

만약 "진화론"이 옳다고 한다면,

어떻게해서 엄마들은 아직도 손이 두 개 밖에 안 되는 것일까?

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